Clueless about romance? Mac Miller's here to help you out.

When you think Valentine's Day you usually think candy hearts, chocolate, hysterical sobbing, and Mac Miller. And why shouldn't you? Dude is so swagged out that Complex mag readers voted him Man Of The Year -- a distinction that won him his own Fisker Karma (no, I'm not kidding). He dropped an album that boomeranged to the No. 1 spot its debut week, while you're busy sleeping he's busy dropping mixtapes, his videos have been viewed more than 100 MILLION times, he's got his own show -- "Mac Miller And The Most Dope Family" coming up on MTV2 beginning Feb. 26 -- he's bros with Snoop, he gives away music so generously he's basically the Jewish Santa Claus, and he's sentimental enough to dress like his own grandpa. So who better to help you step up your romance game than Mac?

In his "Love Lessons With Mac Miller" video, Mac reveals the secret to an unforgettable Valentine's night where romance, elegance, and intimacy abound, starting with... shawarma and ending with a sexual eruption. So grab a date (leave your cash at home) and a bottle of cologne, and take copious notes, boys!

+ Watch "Love Lessons With Mac Miller," and check out Mac Miller on MTV2's Guy Code's "Good-Ass Night," and don't miss the "Mac Miller And The Most Dope Family" trailer.

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