Jessie Malakouti has a backyard barbecue that turns into a zombie bath salt jamboree. Not sorry we weren't invited.

Life seems normal enough for Jessie And The Toy Boys -- you know them from their spot on Britney's "Femme Fatale" tour and their anti-Prop 8 song "Runaway," -- when their "On With My Bad Self" video begins. Jessie takes a sexy bath, then has a backyard barbecue, chillin' in the kiddie pool she's aged out of, soundin' like Ke$ha channeling No Doubt, droppin' references to Subway sammies and needing a Starbucks drink real bad.

Everything's fine except for THEN IT ISN'T BECAUSE SOMEONE BROUGHT BATH SALTS TO THE BARBECUE (NOT AGAIN!), and then it's all Ke$ha from there as faces are eaten, and fingers are made into finger kabobs.

Watch Jessie And The Toy Boys' "On With My Bad Self" video after the jump.

I truly did not anticipate this level of demonic, (literally) finger-licking darkness from an otherwise catchy summer jam. But you know what they say about pop stars -- you never know when they're secretly gonna morph into zombies and try to munch your face. Also, there's not much summer left (*crying on the inside*), so you should really get your summer jams while you still can. "On With My Bad Self" is a welcomed late addition to the party, and we're pretty sure Jessie would be down to roll with us. If nothing else, she could definitely defend us from any untoward ne'er-do-well-ers... by grilling them. Stay tuned for her This Is How Rumors Start album, out later this year.

+ Watch Jessie And The Toy Boys' "On With My Bad Self" video.

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