So, yeah, even though we know that we're supposed to use Labor Day to, like, HONOR AND REFLECT ON WORKERS' RIGHTS and be thankful that we don't have to till soil at 4 a.m. or whatever (read up on Labor Day from actual experts here), LBR! A day away from the office/ school/ whereva should best be spent in the horizontal position staring mindlessly at the computer.
So let's leave all the hard werque for our faves, who never take a day off from dancing in 11-inch spiked Zanottis, sucking it in in their corsets, and nearly breaking their necks whipping their extensions back and forth. Happy Labor Day!