Who me? Pregnant? Why, yes. Yes I am! 

Dear newly pregnant (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Adele,

First and foremost, CONGRATS! MAZEL TOV! L'CHIAM! GREAT JOB! You and your boyfriend, Simon Konecki, are expecting your first child (which you know, because you broke the news on your blog), and we could not be more thrilled for you. (True, you're maybe on the youngish side to have a baby, but... oh who are we kidding? This blog is brought to you by the people who are currently bringing you Season 4 of "Teen Mom," Tuesday nights at 10 p.m.!) You've through been through "Someone Like You"-style heartbreak, won multiple Grammys and undergone terrifying throat surgery, so yeah, I'd say you've lived. You're ready for mommyhood.

Even though we're pretty positive that having a baby may delay the release of your next album, it'll also provide tons of new inspiration! Plus, not only will you be the most talented mom on the planet (well, maybe tied with Beyonce), but any budding mama that does THIS in front of all of Britain is clearly gonna raise a baller baby who'll go on to do amazing things too. Also, if your future child looks anything like you did as a toddler, then you're gonna be staring at the CUTEST little punim. And so will we. In a totally non-stalkerish way, of course.

Anyway, we're so excited for you, Simon and Adele! We can't wait to obsessively look at pictures of meet your little one! But until then, we'll just hire sketch artists to draw mock-ups of what your unborn child will look like and then tweet them to you. Wait. Nope. We will not do that. (Sorry. We're still working on what it means to be appropriate.)

XOXOXOXO,

Jenna

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