Surprise! Cassie looks BONKERS hot greased up in a bikini.

We know you're probably thinking "DUH, of COURSE Cassie looks amazing all greased up in butter or whatever," but that doesn't mean you don't need visual proof of the situation. Right? Because please enjoy this stunning photo of a bikini-clad Cassie doused in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Or Extra Virgin olive oil. Or that spray stuff! Or just surreal magic angel sweat of the variety that does not smell. Because Cassie probably smells like cotton candy at all times.

See more photos from Cassie's GQ shoot after the jump.

Even though we'd love to read about how the eff she keeps so trim (not to mention her smizing technique), Cassie chatted with GQ about her upcoming LP and her new sound. On staying popular, Cassie admits: "It would be awesome to stay popular, but if I was only an underground artist, I would be okay with that." She's also candid about the torturous six years we've had to wait since Cassie's debut album originally dropped: "I'm just a laid-back person. Maybe laid-back to a fault...It's been too long, I know, but I got to start over and over again." Ok, Cassie -- we totally appreciate your wanting to start fresh, but next time don't make us wait approximately 96 years in between albums! And maybe we could work out a deal where you drop like, one new greased up bikini photo per month? You can never have too many!

Photo credit: GQ