Miley Cyrus got the No. 1 spot on Maxim's Hot 100 list! (And is anyone surprised?)

We can't exactly label the above photo NSFW, but, well, DAYUM, Miley Cyrus is looking like a serious fox, and it's kind of hard to take right now, especially considering the raisin bagel with full-fat cream cheese we ate this morning. Anyway, what we're trying to say here is that the professional arabesque-er just snagged the No. 1 spot on Maxim's Hot 100 list, and uhhh, WE CAN SEE WHY.

Wanna know how the "Ashtrays And Heartbreaks" singer celebrated her Maxim achievement?! Nope, it wasn't by ordering a large pizza with extra cheese! Miley chose the way less caloric option of joining Instagram! That's right! Feel free to un-follow those ten bogus Miley accounts, because Miley's officially an Insta girl! Why did Miley join this late in the game? Well, maybe because it's 2013 and get on Instagram, but also how GORG are Miley's dog photos gonna look through an Instagram filter? (Amaro is a personal fave.) Also, maybe she could run a few wedding pics through a filter? Because there's still a strong chance she's probably (hopefully) getting married to Liam Hemsworth. What!? We're just thinking ahead and trying to help Miley socially organize  her wedding day. GEEZE.

Photo credit: Miley Cyrus' Instagram