Watch Miley Cyrus getting a lap dance on "Ellen" after the jump.
On a visit to Ellen's show to promote her appearance on "Two And A Half Men," Miley told Ellen how overwhelming planning a wedding can be: "I'm so focused on my record that I don't want to be in between touring and trying to plan all that, because I didn't realize till I got a wedding planning book what you have to decide on. Like, I don't care what color the napkins are, to be honest. It's a lot of weird detail." Well, overwhelmed or not, Miley can say that she at least got ONE wedding tradition out of the way -- and that would be the ritual bridal lap dance. Pulling a "whoops, something broke!! Oh, look, maintenance is here!" fake out, Ellen invited a couple of studly dudez onstage, who proceeded to rip their shirts off and grind up on Miley, who went right along with it, by the way -- um, and by "went right along," we mean she looked like she was having the time of her life -- like, Patrick Swayze-time-of-your-life. Just saying, maybe Miley should hire Ellen to plan the rest of her wedding? 'Cause Ellen 100 percent got the bachelorette party right.
