Miley shows her love for the VMA Moonman.

Whoa, buy a Moonman dinner first! Upon hearing about her THREE 2013 VMA nominations, Miley Cyrus reacted the only way anyone would: by going full-on first base (and maybe starting to steal second too? Sports metaphors are NOT our thing) on one of this year's newly redesigned Kaws Moonman statues. Hey, it's her tongue! She can lick what she wants to.

See more photos of Miley's Moonman make-out session after the jump.

Though the frenetic party anthem "We Can't Stop" is nominated for Best Pop Video, Best Female Video, and Best Editing, we think that the self-proclaimed "Pro Twerker" could have also nabbed a nom for "Greatest DGAF M/O Sesh Evaa!!!!"... IF ONLY THIS WERE AN INSTAGRAM VIDEO. And it had come out before the nominees were announced two days ago. OK, the theory doesn't really hold up -- unlike the below photo, which is truly timeless and is literally getting printed, framed, and hung over our VMA-themed shrine mantle as we speak.

Girlfriend can't be TAMED around the Moonman.

Cast your vote NOW for this year’s Video Music Award winners from the 2013 VMA Nominees. The 2013 Video Music Awards air August 25 on MTV and VMA.MTV.com, live from the Brooklyn Barclays Center. No sleep til Brooklyn!

Photo credit: MTV's Instagram