Miley's got her trifold nail/under-butt/self-promo game DOWN.

Whether you're clutching your pearly white Puritan pearls over Miley Cyrus' raunchy live rendition of "We Can't Stop" at last night's VMAs or clutching your ass 'cause you mighta dislocated your twerk bone (SEE A DOCTOR), the points is this: Miley DGAF what you think. Based on a photo Miley tweeted out after the VMAs, the noted Beetlejuice twerker Gs as many Fs about what the haterz say about her provocative performance as Rihanna does meeting Harry Styles from One Direction -- which is to say: none.

Read more about Miley Cyrus' NSFW pants-less, two-fingered haterz salute after the jump.

Clad only in a traffic cone-orange velour track jacket and some pierce-ably long acrylics, Miley lets both middle fingers fly, captioning the photo: "#BANGERZ #longassfingers." SRSLY, even without the nails (Wish we could've gotten a close-up on the Red Carpet Mani Cam!), those are some long-ass fingers! Like, maybe the foam finger she wore in the "We Can't Stop"/"Blurred Lines"/"Give It 2 U" medley with Robin Thicke wasn't as comically oversized as we previously believed...

...Wait, have y'all ever seen "The Witches"? Just wondering.

But if there's anything that tops her nail game, it's the "Wrecking Ball" singer's under-butt game. That li'l peek? (We're gonna call it "The Punxsutawney.") NICE. Definitely beats Austin Mahone's "Medical Miracle" top-butt shot he played yesterday. Anyway, we may never know how many #longassfingers the Bangerz artist was holding up inside that foam finger last night, but one thing we can be certain of? Miley is sticking her tongue out in the photo below, because a back-to-the-camera selfie is still a selfie. And with that, I'm off to read some Jane Austen and regain some dignity.

+ Watch MILEY CYRUS GET THE VMAS ALL TWERKED-UP OVER HER "WE CAN'T STOP"/"BLURRED LINES"/"GIVE IT 2 U" MEDLEY WITH ROBIN THICKE.

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Photo credit: @MileyCyrus / GIF: MTV