Nicki Minaj and Cassie tear up the streets in "The Boys" video.

We were pretty sure that Nicki Minaj and Cassie's dude-themed collabo "The Boys" would be epic (actually, if for some ridiculous reason you didn't know, we reminded you!), but we had absolutely no idea just how epic it would be. Like, prepare yourself, brace yourself, and maybe close your office door if you're at WORK, because HOLY EVERYTHING this video is incredible. And leotards! Lots and lots of leotards.

Watch Nicki Minaj's "The Boys" video featuring Cassie after the jump.

After we saw a preview of Nicki Minaj, um, "tying Cassie's shoe," we had a hunch that the video would pretty much center around how hot both girls are. And after watching the clip you know, a cool 10 times, we can happily say that it's ALL about how hot they are! Basically, the entire clip consists of Nicki and Cassie wearing leotards and strutting their stuff down sidewalks while simultaneously distracting every single pedestrian on the street. Of course, this is a very special sidewalk that is exclusively pink and purple, but you get our drift. Shortly thereafter, things take a turn for the weird when Nicki Minaj goes all Christina Aguilera "Your Body" and starts killing the hot dudes with a fire gun! (Naturally.)

Happily, the clip ends with Cassie and Nicki chilling together, completely disregarding the bloody massacre. Is everything totally confusing? A little, but do we care? NOPE! Because Cassie and Nicki standing next to each other in brightly colored leotards is more than enough to keep us happy forever.

+ Watch Nicki Minaj's "The Boys" video featuring Cassie (NSFW).