They said "No Strings Attached," but thankfully they were wrong.

Awwww, watching Justin Timberlake's reunion with *NSYNC at last night's VMAs has got us on a total nostalgia trip right now. Like, seeing our *NSYNC loves at the VMAs makes us wanna rub some Sun-In into our hair, leaf proudly through our newly assembled back-to-school *NSYNC Trapper Keeper, and casually tune-out some discussion our parents are having about Monica Lewinsky. Who's that? I'm just a kid! Chicken tenders! Pikachu! Carson Daly!

Anyway, buckle up, because you are hereby invited to come along for the ride as we pore over the Internet for the greatest vintage *NSYNC memorabilia of yesteryear. And by "invited," we mean that we're duct-taping a jawbreaker in your mouth and shoving you in the trunk. (Taylor Swift is already riding shotgun in her "Taylor Hearts *NSYNC" airbrushed tee.) Let's go!

1.) *NSYNC LONG-SLEEVED TEE: The racing stripe on the left arm will make you sprint faster when you spot an opening between security guards. But why long sleeves? Why, so you can fully enjoy...

2.) *NSYNC TEMPORARY + RHINESTONE TATTOOS: Duh, as if your parents are gonna let you outta the house with these on! What Mom and Dad don't know, won't hurt 'em.

3.) JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BEDSIDE POSTER: Besides, JT can bare all the arms for the both of you in this adorable poster. Watching you while you sleep. Every night. #IsThatWhatDatingIs

Check out the rest of the must-have *NSYNC memorabilia after the jump, or you can't sit with us!

4.) *NSYNC BUTTONS + 5.) AN *NSYNC WATCH: You gotta complete the look! Besides, it's 2000, and you're 12 years-old. You have a non-time-telling landline phone in your room -- if you're lucky.