One Direction's Louis Tomlinson and girlfriend enjoy coffee in L.A. But not with us.

While you're spending the majority of your time figuring out which One Direction member to date (and staring in a hypnotic stupor at their Billboard magazine cover), band member Louis Tomlinson's girlfriend (Eleanor Calder) already made up her mind. See, that's what happens: You snooze, you lose and then you have to look at this photo of the cute band member dating an equally cute lady friend. Sometimes the world's just not fair, guys.

Louis, one of the five "What Makes You Beautiful" singers recently enjoyed a coffee date with his very pretty lady friend while strolling the streets of L.A. Aside being obnoxiously good-looking (we mean that with love, Louis), dude is a perfect British gentleman. While some American bros have a hard time holding their girl's hand, dapper Louis has no problem walking arm-in-arm with his girl. That's a class act right there.

But don't be heartbroken just 'cause Louis is off the market. At least there are One Direction videos to make out to enjoy while you wait for them to break up your very own prince charming to come along! And speaking of landing a 1Der -- even if you were to win the affections of the remaining boys, if you're to believe this British rag, apparently the One Direction boys are on a sex ban! Welp, that's one way to not end up on "16 and Pregnant."